My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.
Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”
I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.
So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”
And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”
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